You Know Christmas Is Coming When Slutty Santa Makes An Appearance


It's officially Christmas season according to the decked out store windows, festive catalog shots, and that Lexus commercial already here to make us angry.

Although I'm still of the old school mindset that any green, red, or guilded decor should not be seen until after Thanksgiving, I've resigned myself to the fact that this is a permanent, global decision.

So the prize so far for most head-turning display goes to.. none other than Pier One. They have succeeded in creating the concept of sexy Christmas, with a kinky little Mrs. Claus apron / foreplay uniform in their window. Yes, it's conservative when worn in the kitchen with your children, but can be quite risque under the mistletoe with nothing underneath. And eggnog in hand.

Just when you thought skimpy fill-in-the-blank costumes disappeared November 1st...

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