Heels Are An Affront To Women, According To Those Who Are Not Women

You have to hand it to the British. They can take something as harmless as a woman’s shoe and make it into a big, fat problem. The Trade Union Congress has decided to take issue with a woman’s right to choose …her footwear. The mostly male institution has decided that the heel is a very dangerous weapon in their country’s workplace, as it hinders women’s self-esteem on the job, and is vewhy, vewhy badsie for their poor, little tootsies.

This is fascinating on so many levels; perhaps the most perplexing, and obvious, being that men have come to this conclusion. And correct me if I’m wrong, but there aren’t a whole lot of Henrys, Edwards, and Colins wearing stilettos to the office, and therefore, don’t have the right to make a judgment on another gender’s body part.

Hmm, this sounds awfully familiar to another issue. What is it again? Starts with an A, rhymes with smabortion..