Tent Time - OMG, OMG, OMFG!

'Tis that time of year to enter the tents and watch a bunch of really skinny models walk around in really expensive clothes. Now, according to Kelly Cutrone, only the people seated in the first three rows of the shows matter. Like, in life. So therefore, as I won't be seated in said rows, you can choose to ignore my coverage (and that of the rest of the industry filling the seats) and only pay attention to what the important people have to say. I guess they do have a better view.

But if you do decide to tune in for my opinions, I'll also give updates on what I choose to wear and be judged in every day. (Remember, I have not gone shopping for anything other than what The Works has provided, so this should be a very interesting challenge, with no liquid leggings involved.)

Winter Stuff For Dirt Cheap At The Works

Picked up a few more things from Housing Works -- this time from the Upper West Side location on Columbus. Pretty much all clothing was between 3 and 10 dollars. Can't beat that.

My booty included a grey fitted, long blazer with an unusual mock collar for $5, an oversized v-neck cashmere sweater for $7, and a fantastic vintage pin for only $4.

Who Killed Teddy Bear Provides Quite A Fashionable Victim, And A Gay Elaine Stritch

I had the immense pleasure of attending a screening of the crazy, amazing, bizarro film, Who Killed Teddy Bear? For those of you who don't know of this gem, it's a cult thriller from 1965 featuring Elaine Stritch as a lesbian. Yesssss.

But more than the fabulously dated dialogue and hilarious cinematography, I thoroughly enjoyed the wardrobe of the lead character, Norah, played by Juliet Prowse. (Who was engaged to Frank Sinatra, acted with Elvis Presley, and appeared in L'eggs commericals. Thanks Wikipedia.)


Norah worked as a record changer (aka 1960s deejay) for a swanky nightclub and appeared throughout the film in a ridiculous white and camel fur-lined hooded coat. There was also a Grecian-like flowy top and skirt combo at one point that blew my mind.

And of course five thousand undergarments and a cone bra. I want to be her.

Awesome or Hooker? Can't decide

I'm on the fence with these. On one hand, mesh is a random, yet welcome change from the leather that usually makes up black heeled boots.

On the other skeptical hand, do we need to see squished toes, a sock line, or caged calves? And even worn with black tights, wouldn't you get a weird chafing noise whenever you crossed your legs?

Ok, I think I dig them. And know I can't afford them.

First Purchases From The Works: One Useful, The Other Just Pretty To Look At

I made my first purchase of the year today from Housing Works. As mentioned earlier, the Works will be my only source for new clothing this whole year. Off to a good start so far..



I found this pair of black leather riding boots with just a bit of a heel. They are really slouchy and comfy with a subtle lace-up detail in the back.



And then an AMAZING vintage silver clutch - for only $10. Very exciting.

Another Year-End List...Of Severely Annoying People

TOP FIVE WORST PEOPLE OF 2009 (all fashion-related in one way or another)

Kimora Lee Simmons. Why oh why is this woman successfully producing clothes?

The Gosseling Lady. She recently got a makeover. And we care because?

Sarah Palin. Smart wardrobe does not equal smart person.

People in charge of discarding H&M merchandise. Shame on you.

Jersey Shore Cast. I'm placing bets on when JWoww will go to Karma with just the fist-pumping music between her Brazilian and the Heineken-guzzling dude she's humping on.

Sartorial Resolution For 2010 (Wish Me Luck)

Back after an elongated, self-indulgent Christmas/New Year's break.

And have finally come up with a resolution for 2010:

The only clothing purchases I will make this entire year will be from Housing Works thrift stores. I've recently been visually merchandising for them, and, having always been a fan, see this as a fantastic way to get creative and break myself of the habit of frequenting H&M (who's morally vacant right now), Zara (who produces shoddy product), and Loehmann's (who I truly do love and will miss).

Plus, by only shopping the Works, the majority of my income won't go to my wardrobe.

Disclaimer: This decision does not exclude me from wearing anything currently in my closet. Stay tuned for pics of all future purchases....

And peruse their site to bid on the best stuff at the stores - what they put in those awesome windows.